- “U let the guy whose family is literally cursed lead the department of health” – lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy.
- “if RFK bans diet coke, I will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.” – The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith.
- “I am thrilled to announce that I am putting Count Dracula in charge of America’s blood banks” – John O’Farrell @mrjohnofarrell.
- “POV you’re inside RFK Jr’s brain” – evan loves worf @esjesjesj.
- “He’s gonna take away vaccines and Cheez-Its and Americans will only get upset about one of them and yes its the Cheez-Its” – Kevin Love Is Just a Four-Letter Word @4to15character.
- “what’s wrong, babe? you’ve barely touched your raw milk. are your measles flaring up again?” – David Mack @davidmackau.
- “RFK jr in charge of the department of health. We’re about to see the return of illnesses that existed before the printing press.”
- “Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional.”
- “i’m so happy for E.coli. let her just have this day, ok” – Hannah Riley @hannahcrileyy.
- “let’s what??????” (referencing an unknown tweet).
- “I’m just sad the brainworm isn’t still alive to see all of this.” – Mika Walker Kane @MWalkerKane.
- “The Bird Flu watching RFK Jr. being named Secretary of HHS” – 679 Enthusiast @marionumber4.
- “Maybe RFK jr. will bring back Quaaludes so I can survive the next 4 fucking years of this clown car shit show.”
- “RFK better not be getting any ideas” – Liz Charboneau @lizchar.
- “Trump is going to make RFK Jr go dig up that dead bear so he can give it a cabinet position” – Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama.
- “rfk jr reads to me as r u fkn kidding me jr” – emilie frank @emiliepfrank.
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